Mom’s allergies were bothering her and she expressed frustration to Gabe.
Mom: Gabe you can be Mom today and I’ll be the kid.
Gabe: No thanks, I don’t like being girls.
Strawberries are in season.
Gabe: Can I have some strawberry short pie?
Finals week just wrapped up and there was much noise in the neighborhood.
Gabe: Those college kids are silly.
Mom: Yep, they sure are noisy aren’t they?
Gabe: Yep. Mom, will I have to go to college?
Mom: You don’t have to, but if you want to be an astronaut you will.
Gabe: Do I have to go to kindergarten first?
Mom: Gabe, you look like an old man. Untuck your shirt.
Gabe: But I want to be an old man.