On June 1, 2009, at precisely 17:51:28 hours I arrived on the scene.
Which scene remains unclear. Clarkumentary now claims top honors for a search keyword on the behemoth internet search engine Google. (un)Fortunately it came with the search: “VEISHEA streakers.” If you search “VEISHEA streakers,” as of this post, Clarkumentary will come up as […]
Never had I been so overjoyed to be back home on that hot summer day in June. It was the summer I took a job with the Iowa Department of Transportation… for one week. The job was counting cars, and consisted of placing rubber hoses across designated roads and attaching them to an indestructible computer […]